“I’ll See You On The Other Side!” (Was That A Direct Hamilton Quote? Probably)

First of all, I will be honest with you folks.

This is not a real post.

It is more of a farewell speech (even though I am not actually going anywhere which is just another reason why this post shouldn’t exist).

In my July recap post I mentioned that I will soon be burned at the stake returning to university, and thus (cue dramatic music) changes will be occurring in my blogging life.

I thought I would warn you of them so that my fantastic followers (and any new humans who wander in) don’t wonder where I am. (Because I know that you would, so you should thank me for doing this.)

A (very) short list of said changes:

1. I will post approximately twice a month, instead of twice a week- We will see how this goes. I may have to hire Gollum to write these posts for me in case I am dead.

He is not too keen on the idea, but I may have to talk him into it.

2. I will be slower on replying to comments- Up until now I have tried to respond to comments within twenty-four hours, but when school starts this will have to change. Don’t worry! I will still reply to comments. It will just take me longer.

3. I will not be able to comment as frequently on the blogs of other humans- This makes me very sad, but the reality is I will be too busy dying an agonizing death doing homework to do this as often as I would like to.

As I am sure you are aware, reading my blog is a very important part of your life. (Hush, my dears, I know this is true.)

So that you will not feel deprived in the next few weeks, here is a list of my previous posts conveniently compiled for your reading enjoyment until I return.

An Ode to Stories

The Lord of the Rings- What is Life Without Hobbits?

7 Book to Movie Adaptions That I Actually Like (plus extras)

Newsies- The Metaphorical Journey from Movie to Broadway Production

7 Obscure(ish) American Books Worthy of Note

Beautiful People #26-Author Writing Process Edition

5 Book Series’ That Betrayed My Trust

“My Dad Doesn’t Understand Me”-That One Movie Cliche We Have All Seen Five And A Half Thousand Times

Henry Knight From Sherlock Is The Perfect Allegory For An Angsty Writer

I’m Having Music For Lunch: My Top Ten Broadway Cast Recordings

Interim: In Which I Give A Recapitulation Of July, Share My Childhood, And Reveal The Real Reason For Writing This Post

Beautiful People #27~Clearly I Know My Character Like I Know The Back Of My Hand…

An Ode To Percy Weasley

If Sherlock And His Chums Were Writers, O, What A Merry Bunch They Would Be…Part I

As you may have noticed, going back to school is kind of a massive ordeal for me.

I don’t know if I am writing a blog post or my last will and testament.

I will talk to you human beans later! (Or Gollum will- whatever works out.)

If Sherlock And His Chums Were Writers, O, What A Merry Bunch They Would Be…Part I

Last month I wrote a post in which I detailed the reasons why Henry Knight From Sherlock Is The Perfect Allegory For An Angsty Writer. This post is rooted in hours of personal writing experience.

It is also rooted in the fact that I spend a considerable amount of time watching a certain British television show. Naturally I had to put the two things together.

An Ode To Percy Weasley

I will be honest. I have always had a soft spot for Percy.

When we think of Percy, we usually think of his pompous nature, his infatuation with rules and regulations, and his disloyalty to his family.

Beautiful People #27~Clearly I Know My Character Like I Know The Back Of My Hand…

Clearly I don’t know my character at all.

Ha ha! Just kidding… (But am I?)

Ahem. Let’s start over.

Interim: In Which I Give A Recapitulation Of July, Share My Childhood, And Reveal The Real Reason For Writing This Post

Greetings, gentle readers.

I suppose it is about time that I told you what has been happening in my life. (You may have no interest in the life of a literary-minded sponge, but this may be on an exam later, so you should thank me.)

I’m Having Music For Lunch: My Top Ten Broadway Cast Recordings

Sometimes music is used to tell stories, and this causes me to transform into a burrito of happiness. Music+Stories=Aural Cheesecake (yes, I am impressed by my mathematical skills).

Henry Knight From Sherlock Is The Perfect Allegory For An Angsty Writer

Writing is difficult, arduous, and often painful. Writing can drive one mad. Unless you write in a completely emotionless fog, writing has tormented you. Similarly, Henry Knight’s monstrous hound tormented him. This is actually what I feel like when I come forth to face my writing. (Sometimes.)