Voracious Fan Dialogue~In Which All Three Seasons Of A Series Of Unfortunate Events Are Now Before My Eyeballs And I Am Dead (Figuratively)

Hello, friends!

The new year isn’t even through its first month, school is back in full swing, all sorts of obligations are beginning to pile up, and I find myself totally incapacitated. I am unable to focus on anything at all.

The truth is, folks, that I have been murdered.

And the murderer (a word which here means “a person who committed a murder”) is none other than…SUNNY BAUDELAIRE. Continue reading


Where Hast Thou Fled, Yesteryear?~In Which We Discuss Stories In A Multiplicity Of Their Forms, As Usual

Well, would you look at that, it’s 2019.

Greetings, everyone, be ye human, dragon, fish, fowl or sponge! Another year has flown past my eyeballs and I am perturbed by how rapidly time is flying. Time, it seems, has no regard for the speed limit.

As is my custom, I have been looking back on the last year to see what I discovered therein. I am also curious to see what I accomplished, though that list is alarmingly short.

This post is a compilation of my book, movie and theatrical findings from 2018, as well as a few random accomplishments and milestones.

Let us begin.

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8 Couples That Are Too Adorable For Me To Disapprove Of

Hey everyone!

I am kind of squinting at the title of this post going, “Did I write that? Me? Really?” And the answer is yes, I did.

In my last post I may have bashed romance a little bit. I’m not unknown to do that. But I don’t completely oppose romance, and I have written this post to prove it.

Overall my tolerance for romance is not very high, I will admit that, but not all romances annoy me. Even more shocking still, I actually like some of them. I even enjoy romance in stories sometimes. (Is this actually me? As far I as I can tell, yes it is.)

Without further ado, here is a list of some of my favorite movie and book couples. Continue reading

An Ode To Brothers, Mothers And Company~In Which Relationships Other Than Romance Exist, People

Top of the morning, folks! How goes it?

Something that I may or may not talk about ALL THE TIME is how tired I get of romantic relationships in stories. There are so many possibilities for these characters! They could have friends! Enemies! Parents! Aunts! Nieces! Grandpas! Siblings!

And yet, so often, the main focus of these books is the relationship between the protagonist and his/her romantic interest. I’m not bitter or anything. Continue reading

11 Books That Destroyed Me~In Which I There Is Much Weeping And Gnashing Of Teeth

Greetings, world!

There are many different kinds of books out there. For instance, some books make you laugh, (at least on the inside) and other books make your brain hurt. Some books are bubbly and fluffy and make you feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Some books take hold of your heart and proceed to mercilessly pulverize it.

There are books in all of these categories that I love. But today I am going to talk about some of my favorite books in the Heart Crushing category. These are the most fun, aren’t they?

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Introducing My Sense of Humor~ Nine Movies That Actually Make Me Laugh

Sumptuous day, friends! School is as crazy as ever, but I’m back! I hope that you all enjoyed Sean. He might help me out again sometime. But today I have things to say (sort of)!

Sometimes one just needs to laugh.

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The funny thing, (I know, I’m hilarious) is that there are different things that make different people laugh.Why is this? I do not know. But there are things that I find uproariously hilarious that someone else might find morbid and shocking. There are things that someone else finds uproariously hilarious that I would find crude and uninspiring of mirth. Continue reading