Greetings, blogging world!
I hope you are all having a day filled with soft chairs and tea and biscuits. All you need to complete this perfect picture is a humorous blog post to read written by your favorite sponge (yes, clearly I am referring to myself. Do you have another favorite sponge? No, I didn’t think so). Continue reading
Salut! Ça va?
I have survived two weeks (almost) of school. I am currently taking French, and as you can see, I am making great progress.
I am writing this post in honor of the eclipse that happened last month. If you fail to see what connection a 1980’s fantasy film has to a solar eclipse, just have patience, my children. All will be made clear in time. Continue reading
First of all, I will be honest with you folks.
This is not a real post. Continue reading
Last month I wrote a post in which I detailed the reasons why Henry Knight From Sherlock Is The Perfect Allegory For An Angsty Writer. This post is rooted in hours of personal writing experience.
It is also rooted in the fact that I spend a considerable amount of time watching a certain British television show. Naturally I had to put the two things together. Continue reading
I will be honest. I have always had a soft spot for Percy.
When we think of Percy, we usually think of his pompous nature, his infatuation with rules and regulations, and his disloyalty to his family. Continue reading
Clearly I don’t know my character at all.
Ha ha! Just kidding… (But am I?)
Ahem. Let’s start over. Continue reading
Greetings, gentle readers.
I suppose it is about time that I told you what has been happening in my life. (You may have no interest in the life of a literary-minded sponge, but this may be on an exam later, so you should thank me.) Continue reading