Hello, my dear chums. Are you turning into a small, hard lump of stale sandwich bread? Because I think I am. School sometimes does strange things to me.
I was feeling so busy that I was planning to have Gollum write this post for me, but he only has three things that he wants to write about: how stupid and fat Sam is, how much he wants the Precious, and the juicy sweetness of raw and wriggling fishes. Continue reading
Greetings, my friends! Contrary to my own senses I am still alive and I am here to share with you a very important fact about food and books and why they should not necessarily be seen together. Continue reading
Greetings, blogging world!
I hope you are all having a day filled with soft chairs and tea and biscuits. All you need to complete this perfect picture is a humorous blog post to read written by your favorite sponge (yes, clearly I am referring to myself. Do you have another favorite sponge? No, I didn’t think so). Continue reading
Salut! Ça va?
I have survived two weeks (almost) of school. I am currently taking French, and as you can see, I am making great progress.
I am writing this post in honor of the eclipse that happened last month. If you fail to see what connection a 1980’s fantasy film has to a solar eclipse, just have patience, my children. All will be made clear in time. Continue reading
First of all, I will be honest with you folks.
This is not a real post. Continue reading
Last month I wrote a post in which I detailed the reasons why Henry Knight From Sherlock Is The Perfect Allegory For An Angsty Writer. This post is rooted in hours of personal writing experience.
It is also rooted in the fact that I spend a considerable amount of time watching a certain British television show. Naturally I had to put the two things together. Continue reading
I will be honest. I have always had a soft spot for Percy.
When we think of Percy, we usually think of his pompous nature, his infatuation with rules and regulations, and his disloyalty to his family. Continue reading