The Weapons Tag~ In Which I Decide How I Should Die And Invent…Something

Hello, everyone!

As you may have gathered from the informative title of this post, I have been tagged for The Weapons Tag.

…Actually, to be more specific, I was tagged about…um…seven months ago (holy moly, has it been that long???) by the estimable Sarah Seele @ Sixty-Something Trees and I am just now getting around to doing it.

The Story Sponge Through The Ages~ In Which Holy Moly, It’s Been Three Years And I Wonder How My Blog Is Still Alive

Salutations, my dear bloggerly chums!

It occurred to me the other day that my Blog’s Birthday is at the end of June. Which, is alarmingly soon.

The Mystery Blogger Tag…Take Three

Hello, my friends!

Because I am so utterly mysterious, I have been tagged for The Mystery Blogger Tag YET AGAIN. This time by the illustrious CM, 2 Tim 1:7, Fdr. of Project Pursue Wisdom.

A Rare Celebration~ In Which I Give You An Excuse To Eat Cake

Good day, my bloggerly companions!

This blog post is going to be slightly irregular, but I thought it would be only fitting, seeing as it’s Leap Year and tomorrow is a day that only comes once every four years. It is a very special day, and as such I wanted to do something a little different.

Hence, today I am going to tell you a story. It is a story that may or may not be familiar to you. Regardless, it is a tale that I always think of when it comes to that extra day of February.

The Mystery Blogger Award And Ten Things That Make Me Happy

Hello, my friends!

Due to my immense popularity in the blogging world, I have been tagged yet again! Twice, in fact.

Firstly, by the sunny Camille @ Sun-Soaked Writing for The Mystery Blogger Award. (The fact that it’s called that is in fact a mystery to me, but perhaps that is the point. Maybe it is to be given to particularly mysterious bloggers, like myself.)

And secondly, by the darling Eden @ The Happy Hedgehog for the Ten Things That Make Me Happy tag. (This one is much less mysterious.)

Two Years Old~In Which I Totally Forgot That It Was My Blog’s Birthday

Greetings, bloggerly chums!

So WordPress helpfully reminded me about my blog’s birthday. Otherwise I would still be oblivious to the fact that it recently turned two years old. I AM SUCH A GREAT PARENT.

Sponge’s Birthday Interrogation! (In Other Words: I Have Survived My First Year Of Blogging And I Made You Ask Me Questions So I Could Talk About Myself)

Hello, world.

I am a small, persnickety creature, and my purpose in life is stories.

Also I deserve cake and ice cream and a blimp full of presents because it is MY BIRTHDAY.

So Long, 2017 (and thanks for all the fish): Basically A Summary Of The Stories I Consumed This Year

Greetings, brethren (including sisteren and crustaceans also)!

Well, December is rapidly approaching its demise. And we all know what that means. (Assuming that we realize that December is the last month in the widely accepted calendar.)

THE YEAR IS ENDING.

This is a totally normal phenomenon and no cause for panic.

The Liebster Award (In Which I Am Kindly Interrogated Whilst Sort Of Attempting To Follow The Rules)

Salutations, my bloggerly associates! I have been nominated for the Liebster Award by the exceptional Annie Xia @ Zoelogist. She is smart and funny and it follows that her blog possesses these attributes as well. You should consider exploring its contents. She is amazing and I am very grateful to her for her thoughtfulness.

Time To Breathe- Break And Life Update

Hello, dear chums!

This is a special-bonus-life-update-post because it is fall break and I would rather blog than catch up on my homework. Look to me for an example of how to make great life decisions, children.

A great deal of my life in the past few months has been overcome by the powers of academia, but I don’t want to talk about that. Instead I will talk about movies, books, Broadway, and writing, as is my custom.