Books That Should Be Made Into Broadway Musicals~In Which We Encounter Emotional Turmoil And Smoked Salmon

Good morrow to you, my blogger chums!

Something has come to my attention:

There aren’t enough musicals in the world. (This is definitely a fact, not an opinion.)

And another thing. Clearly there hasn’t been enough singing on this blog. Putting these two things together, I think it’s obvious what we must do. It’s time to go to Broadway.

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Those of us who regularly burst into spontaneous song and dance numbers in every day life are ever grateful for the existence of Broadway. It makes us feel  a little less weird about our behavior. I mean, if newsboys in the 1800s and American founding fathers and ex-noble Russians express their feelings through heart-wrenching ballads and dance routines, why shouldn’t we? IT MUST BE NORMAL.

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I guess the point I am trying to make is that musicals improve the quality of life. Or something.

As such, it is apparent that we need more of them.

Material for musicals is virtually limitless, but here I have compiled a list of books that would make absolutely stellar musicals.

And here they are:

1. The Wednesday Wars by Gary D. Schmidt

Holling’s English teacher hates his guts. At least, he thinks she does. She makes him read Shakespeare. A lot of Shakespeare. What torture!

This book is a super quirky, episodic story about a kid in the 1960s during the Vietnam War, and it could be a hilarious (as well as touching) musical. Holling sees the world in a dramatic way, and I think that dance numbers and ballads would fit quite nicely into that.

You could incorporate characters from the Shakespeare plays he is reading, as well as throw some musical elements from Shakespeare’s day, just for good measure.

2. The King’s Fifth by Scott O’Dell

This book is a historical drama/adventure that follows the story of fifteen-year-old Estéban, a cartographer who falls in with the conquistadors.

I am always looking for more dramatic, serious musicals, in the line of Les Misérables, A Tale of Two Cities, and The Hunchback of Notre Dame. (Haha, I just realized these are all France related.)  Estéban’s story has the potential to have the kind of emotional gravity that these other stories have. The main character has dramatic shifts and struggles that would lend themselves to song. Think “What Have I Done?” and “I Can’t Recall.”

The set might be kind of a challenge, but I picture it being kind of abstract, since the story is told mainly through his memories. It could be really cool.

Bring on the heart-wrenching ballads already.

3. The Tiger Rising by Kate DiCamillo

Speaking of heart-wrenching ballads…

Rob is a lonely, quiet boy who locks his memories away in a suitcase. There isn’t really anything exciting about his life. Until he finds the Tiger. And meets Sistine.

So basically I am picturing a Secret Garden/Dear Evan Hansen vibe here.

I see this as being fairly stylistic, with the Tiger being played by a person (maybe) who does ballet/modern style dances or something. And maybe Rob’s mother (who is dead) would be incorporated into the dances as well… I don’t know if that would work. But I think it might. As long is it was NOTHING like Cats…

Regardless of what you did with the Tiger, this show would have some majorly emotional songs and I NEED them to exist.

4. Fairest by Gail Carson Levine

Duh.

Half this book is supposed to be in song anyway, because in the fairy tale kingdom of Ayortha they are ALWAYS singing. So it’s kind of a no-brainer.

Fairest is a retelling of Snow White. Aza has snow white skin and jet black hair and blood red lips…and everyone thinks she is hideous. Because seriously, wouldn’t that make someone look disturbing?

This musical would probably be Disney-esque, with a hint of Once Upon a Mattress and Anastasia.

5. The Help by Kathryn Stockett

An awesome, ensemble cast with tons of female ballads!!! How can I say no?

I don’t even know how to describe this, but it would be fabulous.

Aibileen, Minny and Skeeter would lead the cast with a little gospel, a little soul and a little classic Broadway. I love it already. And you could have those awesome ensemble songs where everyone is in separate places singing about their own problems but they’re all harmonizing and doing counterpoint and it’s gorgeous (like “One Day More,” “Does Anybody Have a Map,” “Leavin’s not the Only Way to Go,” and the quartets from Anastasia and Secret Garden.)

6. Nicholas Nickleby by Charles Dickens

I can never say no to Dickens, folks.

Nicholas and Kate have just lost their father, and unfortunately their mother is somewhat useless (though she is hilarious, and I love her), so the three of them go to London to seek help from their father’s brother- who turns out to also be useless, but in a different way. He’s just a miserly jerk.

As they try to find their place in the world, Nicholas and Kate encounter a plethora of outlandish characters, including the traveling theatre troupe led by Mr. Crummles,the endearing orphan Smike, and the eccentric Newman Noggs. Just think what kind of music these characters could inspire! It would definitely make me laugh and cry. Which is the best kind of musical.

(Actually, a Nicholas Nickleby musical does exist. At least a sketch of one. But it is horrible and we will never speak of it again. Try looking it up if you dare.)

7. The Ugly Princess and the Wise Fool by Margaret Gray

To put it simply: a quirky, comedic fantasy with smoked salmon.

This clever little fairy tale would make a smashing good musical. And think of the under-representation of smoked salmon on stage.

Even though third princesses are known to be divinely beautiful, Rose is born rather hideous. And even though the king has outlawed wisdom, he unknowingly hires a former wise man to be his court fool.

Things could get interesting. Classic musical theatre right here. With a dash of Disney. And maybe some Sondheim.

8. The Whipping Boy by Sid Fleischman

Here we have a historical, comic adventure about two boys whose names totally escape me. One is a prince, and the other is his whipping boy- which basically means that every time the prince does something bad, the other kid gets punished for it.

So yeah, the prince is spoiled rotten.

Somehow they end up going on some kind of adventure together, which might involve kidnapping. Mostly I don’t remember, except that it’s fun, and they end up understanding each other a little better, and all that good stuff.

It would have fun costumes, and we could have some heated duets, like “Loathing” from Wicked.

9. Larklight by Philip Reeve

This is set in Victorian times and takes place mainly in outer space. With aliens. And giant spiders.

So yeah, there would be technical difficulties, sure, but it’s so ridiculous I think it would work.

Art and Myrtle Mumby live in an English Victorian house called Larklight, but unlike most English Victorian houses, it’s floating in space. After getting attacked, these British children run into space pirates and all sorts of outlandish things.

I think this could work quite nicely with a mixture of Gilbert and Sullivan, Sondheim and Andrew Lloyd Weber. I’m not sure why I chose that combination…

10. The Sherwood Ring by Elizabeth Marie Pope

Obviously I couldn’t leave this one off the list.

Taking place in both the 1950s and the late 1700s, this story is a comic adventure in a style similar to things like The Scarlet Pimpernel, Robin Hood, and The Princess Bride. The characters are unique and quirky and have all sorts of deliciously entertaining conversations- which, naturally, should get turned into duets post-haste.

I’m definitely picturing some Sondheim again here. With a splash of Disney for good measure.

Epilogue

I would love to see even one of these books get transformed into an awesome musical. Though I would probably never actually see it, because going to Broadway is expensive, but I would get to add the cast recordings to my collection. That would be enough.

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Are you obsessed with musicals? Are there any books that you would like to see adapted to the stage? Do you ever spontaneously burst into song? What is a Broadway musical that you really like that is currently in existence?

37 thoughts on “Books That Should Be Made Into Broadway Musicals~In Which We Encounter Emotional Turmoil And Smoked Salmon

  1. Never actually thought about a book that could or should be turned into a musical.

    Well- as for the other questions- well the answer is yes. Musical theatre fanatics do understand. When I am listening to a musical theatre song, I do sing along. Or sometimes just start singing it- without music: when it just gets stuck in my head: that is when I have to just burst into song.

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  2. Ooh, Fairest would make a great Broadway production! I’ve never really thought about this before, but I think The Perilous Gard (also by Elizabeth Marie Pope!) would make a good musical. It’s set in the Renaissance, so lots of pretty costumes, and it has a pretty dark tone, so it might end up being more dramatic and serious, like you were talking about. I love that book a lot.

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      1. Yes, same! I found The Perilous Gard because I loved The Sherwood Ring so much, and now I love them both- even though basically no one else knows that they exist, besides people in my family. I am so thrilled to have found someone else who knows that Elizabeth Marie Pope is awesome! Have you read The Sherwood Ring?

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  3. I read a lot of books and imagine them as musicals. I agree there are not enough musicals! Sometimes everyone must burst out in song at some moments. ( Life would be more exciting if it were a musical ) 😉 ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫🎶

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      1. Here take some pizza for sustenance. 🍕 And Olli wants you to have these special, magic quills donated from his personal store that will fend off anyone who attempts to stop you on your journey.

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  4. Sadly, I do not think there are too many musicials in the world, nor do I break into spontaneos song and dance. XP But I do REALLY like your ideas for Broadway musicals for these books!!! :-O They were super cool. I haven’t seen any Broadway musicals, but I LOVE the music for DEH, Newsies (I’ve seen the movie though), and Hadestown. <33

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  5. AAAHHHH!!!! I love this post!!! WEDNESDAY WARS WOULD BE AWESOME!!!! As would the Whipping Boy and all the rest!! We all need more musicals in our lives!

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    1. Thank you muchly, Grace! I am pleased to hear that you agree! We do indeed need more musicals in our lives, and these books would make such excellent adaptions. I see no downside to this plan. Thanks so much for reading and following! I greatly appreciate the support, and I am always happy to find a fellow musical/literature enthusiast! 🙂

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  6. Fairest as a Disney-esque musical??? YES. Why have I never thought of this before? Why has no one done this? It’d be perfect.
    I always wanted to see The Whipping Boy as a movie but I never thought of a musical, which…yeah, would be awesome.
    Also I’ve never heard of some of these books but they sound lovely??
    And yes, I do spontaneously burst into song. Kind of a lot. (But not in public, so I don’t guess my life can *quite* qualify as a musical. :P)

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    1. YES. I only thought of it recently but it would be perfect. Fairest was destined to be a Disney-esque musical.
      Wouldn’t it though? It would be good as a movie too.
      They are all lovely books! I would recommend them all. Especially the one by Kate DiCamillo. And all the books written by Kate DiCamillo. 😉
      Haha, yeah, I don’t burst into song in public either- at least not very often. But it happens a LOT at home.
      Thanks for stopping by!

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  7. OH, you’re right, the Wednesday Wars would be so good for a musical! The book divides itself into scenes. Have you watched the movie adaptation of The Help? I haven’t, but I’ve heard its pretty good. Ohh, Gail Carson Levine! I loved Ella Enchanted. I think it was one of my favorite books for a while. Her books always remind of Shannon Hale (Princess Academy, The Goose Girl). I think it’s because I read the books around the same time and they’re similar in that they’re both retellings/new fairytales. Also, the advanced drama class at my school did a show of different Broadway songs for their yearly fall show! There was songs from 9 to 5, some Dear Evan Hansen (Requiem?), Wicked (the one about how they really hate each other-I really want to watch Wicked now), Chicago, Waitress, and okay, I don’t remember the rest.

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    1. I know, right? The Wednesday Wars should be a musical.
      Yes, I have seen the movie adaption of The Help! It is very good. But not a musical. I think all my favorite stories should be in book form, movie form, and Broadway musical form. Is that so much to ask? 😉
      I haven’t read any Shannon Hale, but I have heard of those books. I read most of Gail Carson Levine’s books though. Ella Enchanted was always my favorite. I still think they need to remake the movie and make it more like the book.
      Cool! Dear Evan Hansen and Wicked both have some really good songs.

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      1. HAHAHA. I disagree on one point-I think that some books would adapt better as a mini-series than a movie. Besides that, I am in full agreement. I remember watching the movie, but I don’t remember where they went differently than the book.

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  8. Do I like musicals? Pfft. No. Definitely not.
    I would love to see The Hobbit made into a musical. It has such potential for funny, comic songs, and some deeper songs. Of course, all with Celtic score, preferably written by Howard Shore.
    Also, a Monster Calls as a musical would be stunning.
    Oh, and Howl’s Moving Castle. That would be a very, very fun musical 😀 (I don’t know if you’ve read Howl’s Moving Castle, but i just finished it and it seems like it would be your cup of tea).

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    1. No, of course you don’t like musicals. The idea. 😉
      The Hobbit would be tricky to pull off, but if done right it could be REALLY good. I would agree that it would need a Celtic sound.
      Ooh, A Monster Calls would have some devastating ballads. I think the artistic design could be interesting as well.
      Yes, I have read Howl’s Moving Castle! You guess aright, I did enjoy it quite a bit. It would indeed be a fun musical.

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  9. It would be interesting to see how a director would make an author’s greatest work into a musical! I personally haven’t read any of the books you have listed, but I would love to see The Chronicles of Narnia made into a musical; I think the scenery and staging would just be so gorgeous. As far as my favorite musicals already in existence, I would have to say either Wicked or Anastasia!

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    1. Yes, it would! Narnia would be tricky, but if done well it could be absolutely stunning. I am always wary of things like Narnia and Lord of the Rings being turned into musicals because they could easily become very cheesy- but I guess that could happen with anything.
      I love Anastasia! I haven’t seen it, but I love the music a lot. I used to listen to Wicked all the time, and I still like most of the songs.
      Thanks for stopping by!

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